Congratulations to the new owners in the Miss Christina MFC Fantasy Football League!

Here are the owners in their draft order:

1. wally17722
2. kube888
3. J_MuffinMan
4. cptnobvus
5. xRokstar5000x
6. Topherfl
7. SkeetC
8. Cock_Asian69 (Glasscock Asians)
9. shamrockguy
10. COmtNman
11. Fun_Bobby
12. MissChristina (Fillmore Holes)

Invitations have gone out to most of you.  The only ones missing are the 3 that I don't have emails for.  Please get back to me ASAP on that.  The rest of you, please sign up with ESPN as soon as possible. The invite should be in your inbox.

The draft will be held this coming Thursday night, August 25 at 10pm ET. (7pm PT, 8pm MT, 9pm CT).

Remember, you need to choose a team name or I will choose one for you.  I want them to be real cities with a funny mascot. I like them dirty, but creative works, too.  Here are some examples I have come up with.  If you want to use one, be my guest.

Tight Squeeze (VA) Pussies
Bald Knob (AK) Yankers
Erect (NC) Cocks
Dick Shooter (ID) Seamen
Loveladies (NJ) Beavers
Big Beaver (PA) Liquors
Three Way (VA) Bangers
Cocksgag (OH) Swallows
Fanny (WV) Packers
Climax (GA) Squirters
Muff (PA) Divers
Moorehead (NC) Givers
Cumming (GA) Cowboys

If you can't be at the draft, you can rank your players in advance and put it on autodraft and the ESPN computer will draft it for you. Looking forward to a great season! 

Top tips with less than a week to go

Here is a list of the top 7 tips in the final hours:

1. wally17722- 10,000
2. J_MuffinMan - 4551
3. xRokStar5000x - 2775
4. Topherfl - 2601
5. SkeetC -2600
6. COmtNman - 2594
7. Cock_Asian69 - 2550


Remember, the top 7 get an automatic spot in the Miss Christina Fantasy Football League. You have until Sunday night (10pm pacific) to get your tip in on or offline.

Also, remember there will be 4 spots given through a raffle.  If you are bumped from the top 7, you are automatically entered in raffle (number of tickets based on your tip - 1 for 300, 2 for 500).

Win a fantasy date with Miss Christina through fantasy football!

O.K. guys, this is my first ever "win a date with..." contest and I hope it is a lot of fun for all of us. Even if you don't win the first prize, it will make for a fun football season as you will have a rooting interest in your very own fantasy football team playing against me and others!

The grand prize will be a trip to Las Vegas to spend some quality time with your favorite (I hope) MFC model! Round-trip airfare (from the U.S. or Canada only), two nights accommodations in your own room and $200 cash to spend how you want. We will decide what to do in Las Vegas — depending on your interests – but some possibilities include dinners, dancing, gambling, topless pools, shows and so on! You will also get a free entry to defend your title in next year's league.

Notice: this contest is for time with me in Las Vegas and it will be a lot of fun, but DOES NOT imply any sexual favors while on the trip.


How to get a coveted league membership spot

• 11 spots are available (We will have a 12-team league and I will be one of the "owners").
• 7 spots will be given to the highest token tips (individual, not cumulative -- online or offline) from Monday Aug. 8 to Sunday Aug. 21 at 10 p.m. Pacific Time (11 p.m. Mountain, midnight Central and 1 a.m. on Aug. 22 Eastern).
• 4 "wildcard" spots will be given out through a raffle drawn just after 10 p.m. Pacific on Aug. 21. You do not need to be in my room at that time to win, but the raffle will be done online in front of my webcam. 
• Raffle tickets are 1 for 300 tokens or 2 for 500.

How league will work

• Draft of NFL players will be held online using ESPN.com's website tentatively scheduled for the evening of Saturday, Sept. 3. While drafting your own players is half the fun of the league (as many who have already played fantasy football will likely agree), you will have the option of letting the computer pick the players for you (if you can't be there or just don't feel confident in your football knowledge).
• The No. 1 draft pick will be the highest tipper, the No. 2 pick will go to the second-highest tipper, No. 3 pick will go to the third and so on through the No. 7 pick. The 8th pick will be the first raffle winner and the 9th pick will be the second raffle winner until pick 11. I will have the No. 12 pick in the first round. The second round, however, will be in reverse order of the first round and it will continue in this fashion until the draft is complete.
• Scoring will use the basic ESPN system and games will be played head-to-head each week of the NFL season followed by a playoff.
• The top 6 teams from the regular season will qualify for the playoffs (with the two regular-season division winners getting a bye in to the semifinal round).
• The winner of the championship game (The Christina Bowl) will earn the Vegas trip with me! So if I win I guess I'll just have to spend some quality time with myself.
• The league has already been set up: http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=346275 Now I just need some others who want to play with me! Are you man enough to play with me?