Thursday, August 9, 2012

It's that time again! Fantasy Football Win A Date Contest!

First and foremost, I would like to thank all of the participants of the date raffle and I would like to congratulate nordicgod on winning. 

Now, on with my favorite yearly contest. This is the 2nd annual Miss Christina Fantasy Football win a date. The good thing about this contest is that even if you don't win the first prize, it will make for a fun football season as you will have a rooting interest in your very own fantasy football team playing against me and others!

The grand prize will be a trip to Las Vegas to spend some quality time with your favorite (I hope) MFC model! Round-trip airfare (from the U.S. or Canada only), two nights accommodations in your own room and $200 cash to spend how you want. We will decide what to do in Las Vegas — depending on your interests – but some possibilities include dinners, dancing, gambling, topless pools, shows and so on! You will also get a free entry to defend your title in next year's league.

Notice: this contest is for time with me in Las Vegas and it will be a lot of fun, but DOES NOT imply any sexual favors while on the trip.


How to get a coveted league membership spot
  • 10 spots are available (We will have a 12-team league and I will be one of the "owners". Also, we have the defending champion returning this year.)
  • 7 spots will be given to the highest token tips (individual, not cumulative -- online or offline) from Wednesday, Aug. 8 to Thursday, Aug. 23 at 10 p.m. Pacific Time (11 p.m. Mountain, midnight Central and 1 a.m. on Aug. 22 Eastern). I will close tipping and do the raffle drawing at that time to determine my league.
  • 3 "wildcard" spots will be given out through a raffle drawn just after 10 p.m. Pacific on Aug. 21. You do not need to be in my room at that time to win, but the raffle will be done online in front of my webcam. 
  • Raffle tickets are 1 for 125 tokens or 5 for 500.
How league will work
  • Draft of NFL players will be held online using ESPN.com's website tentatively scheduled for the evening of Sunday, August 26. This means that if you are one of the teams, you only have a couple of days to get set up. I didn't want to conflict with Labor Day weekend this year, so that's why I have such a quick turnaround. While drafting your own players is half the fun of the league (as many who have already played fantasy football will likely agree), you will have the option of letting the computer pick the players for you (if you can't be there or just don't feel confident in your football knowledge).
  • The No. 1 draft pick will be the highest tipper, the No. 2 pick will go to the second-highest tipper, No. 3 pick will go to the third and so on through the No. 7 pick. The 8th pick will be the first raffle winner and the 9th pick will be the second raffle winner until pick 11. Last year's champion will have the No. 11 pick and I will have the No. 12 pick in the first round. The second round, however, will be in reverse order of the first round and it will continue in this fashion until the draft is complete.
  • Scoring will use the basic ESPN system and games will be played head-to-head each week of the NFL season followed by a playoff.
  • The top 6 teams from the regular season will qualify for the playoffs (with the two regular-season division winners getting a bye in to the semifinal round).
  • The winner of the championship game (The Christina Bowl) will earn the Vegas trip with me! So if I win I guess I'll just have to spend some quality time with myself.
  • The league has already been set up:http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=346275 Now I just need some others who want to play! Are you man enough to play with me?

**The first prize winner will have 90 days from the Championship Game to set up the date with me. It doesn't have to be within 90 days, just has to be set up. 

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

6 Days to go...

One more update on the date raffle.  With only 6 days, I have lowered the price of the tickets, so If you want to increase your odds it's easier than ever.

125 tokens/ticket

500 tokens/5 tickets

Good luck everybody!

Monday, July 9, 2012

Date raffle Update

I will hold my date raffle on Tuesday, August 7, 2012 at 12m (mountain time).

Tickets are the same price, but if you purchase them offline, they are 3 for 500 tokens. 

At the conclusion of the date raffle, fantasy football will commence. It will run from Wednesday, August 8-Thursday, August 23. I will determine the players at 12m (mountain time) on that day. The draft will be held on Sunday, August 26. More details and official rules to follow.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

One Year Cam-iversary Special Contest Announcement

As I approach 1 year of being a cam girl, I would like to thank all the people who have been so good to me and who have made it all worthwhile. I would like to announce that I am going to do a date raffle.

Here is how it works: 

I have a roll of raffle tickets, the raffle will take place after the last ticket is purchased, not before then. So, however long it takes, it will be at the completion of the roll.

Tickets will be 200 tokens each. (One tip - I'm not going to add up your tokens.)

I will place the tickets in a sealed box, which will not be opened until the time of the raffle.

Tickets may be purchased with online or offline tips. Please specify in the tip note that you would like date raffle tickets.

What you win:

 Round-trip airfare from anywhere in the US or Canada (sorry, everyone else) to Salt Lake City, UT.

Two nights stay in a hotel in town.

Two days of time with me doing a variety of activities i.e. hiking in the mountains, bowling, shopping, meals, drinking, etc. To be discussed with the winner. 

A chance to watch me dance live at the club where I work if you would like that.

Important:

Do not expect sex. I am doing this to have fun and if you push me for sex, I reserve the right to end the date at my own discretion if I feel uncomfortable.

You will have 90 days from the raffle date to make the arrangements with me.

Good luck everybody!

Here is the raffle box - the sealing process in case you want to make sure I didn't open it:










Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Playoffs are set!

First and foremost, it has been a fun year and I want to thank everyone for participating and for continuing to play through the season.  Some of those who started off a little rough, even though were out of the playoffs, had some amazing games at the end of the season to make thinks interesting!
 
Here are the standings per espn.com.  Settings did not change, I assure everyone. 

1. Bumfuck Egyptians (9-4) - Oral Division Champion will have a bye week 1
2. Chicago Skeethers (7-6) - Anal Division Champion will have a bye week 1
3. Smelley Cooches (8-5) vs. Love Canal week 1
4. Fillmore Holes (8-5) vs. Iraan week 1
5. Iraan A Train On Yo Ass (7-6) 
6. Love Canal Toxic Shock (7-6)

As I have stated, the tie-breaker with the same record is a heads-up match.  Smelly beat Fillmore heads-up, therefore is ahead. There were four teams who had a 7-6 record, however only 3 playoff spots.  This is how it was decided:

Among the 7-6 teams Chicago Skeethers won 3 games, making him division champion.  Iraan won two games. Love Canal and Tittsburgh each won one game. Love Canal won the heads-up matchup therefore came out ahead of Tittsburgh.

For those teams that did not make the playoffs, there is a consolation tournament.  Please still keep up with your games.  I will have a consolation prize for the winner of that matchup.  :)

Good luck everybody, but watch out, I'm in it to win it! ;-)

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Fantasy Update - 2 weeks remaining until playoffs!

As the final week draws nearer, the field tightens.  The games get more and more important each week.

The standings in each division are as follows:

Anal Division:

1. Chicago Skeethers (6-5)
2. Tittsburgh Feelers (6-5)
3. Love Canal Toxic Shock (6-5)
4. Spread Eagle Impalers (4-7)
5. Chuckanut Cougars (3-8)
6. Loveladies Beavers (3-8)

Oral Division:

1. Bumfuck Egyptians (8-3)
2. Smelley Cooches (8-3)
3. Iraan A Train On Yo Ass (7-4)
4. Fillmore Holes (6-5)
5. French Lick In Vegas Slots (5-6)
6. Glasscock Asians (4-7)

The top 6 Players projected to be in the playoffs through week 11:

1. Bumfuck Egyptians (Topherfl)
2. Chicago Skeethers (SkeetC)
3. Smelley Cooches (Cptnobvus)
4. Iraan A Train On Yo Ass (Kube888)
5. Tittsburgh Feelers (Shamrockguy)
6. Fillmore Holes (Miss Christina)

I know some of you may wonder why this is the playoff bracket when so many have the same record... a tie is decided by who won heads up.  For example, if the Fillmore Holes played Love Canal Toxic Shock and won, if they have the same record, Fillmore Holes would be ahead. Also, the top team in each division gets an automatic spot in the playoffs with a bye on the first week.

I am exited and nervous through the next 5 weeks to see who will take the prize.  I, of course, am trying to win it as well.  I have been through a few nail biters for sure!  Good luck everyone and Happy Thanksgiving.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Congratulations to the new owners in the Miss Christina MFC Fantasy Football League!

Here are the owners in their draft order:

1. wally17722
2. kube888
3. J_MuffinMan
4. cptnobvus
5. xRokstar5000x
6. Topherfl
7. SkeetC
8. Cock_Asian69 (Glasscock Asians)
9. shamrockguy
10. COmtNman
11. Fun_Bobby
12. MissChristina (Fillmore Holes)

Invitations have gone out to most of you.  The only ones missing are the 3 that I don't have emails for.  Please get back to me ASAP on that.  The rest of you, please sign up with ESPN as soon as possible. The invite should be in your inbox.

The draft will be held this coming Thursday night, August 25 at 10pm ET. (7pm PT, 8pm MT, 9pm CT).

Remember, you need to choose a team name or I will choose one for you.  I want them to be real cities with a funny mascot. I like them dirty, but creative works, too.  Here are some examples I have come up with.  If you want to use one, be my guest.

Tight Squeeze (VA) Pussies
Bald Knob (AK) Yankers
Erect (NC) Cocks
Dick Shooter (ID) Seamen
Loveladies (NJ) Beavers
Big Beaver (PA) Liquors
Three Way (VA) Bangers
Cocksgag (OH) Swallows
Fanny (WV) Packers
Climax (GA) Squirters
Muff (PA) Divers
Moorehead (NC) Givers
Cumming (GA) Cowboys

If you can't be at the draft, you can rank your players in advance and put it on autodraft and the ESPN computer will draft it for you. Looking forward to a great season!